The 10 Most Absurd Loglines

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Jeremy will save us all.

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Time to pack up all of your “X meets Y, however this time they’re in Z” pitches for the 12 months. The main broadcast networks — ABC, CBS, the CW, Fox, and NBC — have began to assemble their pilots for the autumn season prematurely of upfronts, after they current their choices to advertisers. And among the many roughly 70 pilots the networks have in competition (EW has helpfully tabulated them right here) there are a handful that sound totally ludicrous. As Mindy Kaling as soon as parodied, these pilot loglines are written in an odd pseudo-English filled with buzzwords solely actually understandable to individuals in govt suites. In honor of the newest batch of exhibits that will simply grace your TV display screen, listed below are the ten most absurd pitches:

ABC’s Deception

When his profession is ruined by scandal, celebrity magician Cameron Black (Jack Cutmore-Scott) has just one place to show to apply his artwork of deception, phantasm, and affect — the FBI. He’ll turn out to be the world’s first consulting illusionist, serving to the federal government resolve crimes that defy clarification and lure criminals and spies by utilizing deception.

Now, in the event you’d made the lead a girl and referred to as the present Ms. Direct, we’d actually be speaking.

ABC’s Doomsday

Within the aftermath of 9/11, the U.S. authorities instituted a secret suppose tank composed of essentially the most artistic minds in science and leisure, tasked solely with dreaming up man-made catastrophe eventualities and their potential options. The concepts they invented have been so harmful that the…

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