People, in case you have not heard, issues aren’t nice. Actually, they’re extremely terrifying in so some ways. Fears of impending doom are at an all-time excessive, and other people all through the nation — notably immigrants, POC, LGBTQ+ people, and actually anybody who is aware of something about local weather change — have skilled profound spikes of dread since January 20, 2017.
Principally, there is a perpetual feeling that the apocalypse is probably going on its method. Now, you could really feel unsure of the way to correctly plan for it, but when The Strolling Lifeless has taught us something, it’s that surviving the top of days it actually all about being resourceful. And imaginative. And once we’re all dwelling in bunkers because of the results of local weather change within the not-so-distant future, the identical will go on your magnificence routine.
Magnificence routine?!, you could be considering. Why the fuck will I want a magnificence routine because the seas rise, warmth waves sweep the planet, the gaping cracks in Earth’s floor threaten to swallow us entire?! However give it some thought: Along with your every day survival actions, you could need to distract your self by reviving a few of your previous habits. Skincare, hair care, make-up, all beneath the faint glow of a generator-powered lamp. “Bunker magnificence,” so to talk.
Now, as you propose your bunker magnificence, keep in mind that each merchandise ought to have at the very least two to 3 functions. And, apologies for getting all Marie Kondo for a second, however every merchandise also needs to deliver you some sort of pleasure. The one factor that’ll be scarcer than booze when the shit hits the fan? Pleasure. To assist ease your nervousness about getting ready on your new life as a survivalist (and let’s be actual, to justify bringing a bunch of superfluous merchandise with you), right here’s what your new magnificence routine might look…